There’s a new Miss America! The times at the pageant are changing, and Ellen discussed it in her monologue.
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Ellen Talks Miss America
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There’s a new Miss America! The times at the pageant are changing, and Ellen discussed it in her monologue.
Views: 540 views
9 Comments
half-american? What does that even mean?
Dang it Ellen I have to sleep.
Nope, it’s actually a country. North America is a continent, and it’s made up of Canada, America, Mexico, Cuba, and many other countries.
I meant being an American. “American isn’t an ethnicity” sounded a bit weird grammatically, at first, but in hindsight, that would’ve sounded better. You still know what I meant.
America isn’t a country the UNITED STATES of America is a country. Culturally, we use America as the word for USA.
I looked and it wasn’t spam. Anyways, it was actually a joke. I got it from one of Jimmy Fallon’s recent monologues. He was joking that those other things don’t matter as long as you’re good looking. It’s better and funnier when he says it. Sorry I don’t know the actually name of the video for you; it’s on YouTube.
Ellen please let me get on with my essay.
Hah, I see what you did there.
I keep forgetting that Ellen is 55!! I can only wish that I look half as good as she does when I’m 55! Got about 39 years to go though:’) haha